Not sure how, but the subject of Franglais (in this context meaning schoolboy French vocabulary fileld in with English grammar and any words you don’t know) just came up. Here’s a great example of the language, if a little too Canadian for the European version. A choice quote:

English: Six fifty for a Big Mac meal seems like a lot. Are these metric prices?

French: Tabarnak! En L’Etats-R-Us de Eh dans une Maison D’Ronald-Mc c’est selection repast Grande Homme I-really-will-put-that-in-my-mouth est prendez de moin less de seulement trois dollars verte-back krugerrands Washington. Est ce’que la smiles for free menu prix fixe calcule avec l’addition de GST impôt ream-you-good et multiplix ream-you-gooder de la system decime tres sensible mais utterly failed introduction en l’Etats-R-Us de Eh ten-is-too-large-a-number-for-most-americans-to-grasp?

I do not want to buy a new Rolex. As handy as it might be to time the extended performance you’ve provided with all the V1agra and Cia1is I’ve bought, the fact is that in my permanently priapic state I don’t need anything else restricting the blood supply to any other parts of my body.

It appears that an internet provider in Australia messed up a link it provided to the website of ‘Australian Idol’ winner Casey Donovan (www.caseydonovan.com.au) by missing the .au from the end. I don’t recommend checking out the alternate link, as the .com site is a tribute to a dead gay porn star who… well, I think the article says it best:

[the site] features a naked frontal picture of the erstwhile adult star. A government source looking into the matter described an aspect of the picture of Mr Donovan as “frighteningly large”.

Target seems to have increased its range of products. Or is that services? The listing isn’t clear. In case the page is pulled:[[image:massage_copy.jpg:No picture?!:center:0]]Note, 10% off (buy two!), and it’s filed under entertainment.

Hat tip to Mark.