Specializing as far as I can in minimal activity, I was pleased to see that the American Family Association is lobbying to have the Jesus-hating*, Homo-loving** TV series “The Book of Daniel” cancelled before it has even aired. Why was I pleased? Because they had a link to a pro forma email that I could modify, as follows:
The original
Dear Chairman Wright:
I am disappointed that NBC has decided to air “The Book of Daniel.” I know that AFA will keep us posted on which companies desire to underwrite this program.
We are told in Hebrews that “Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.” Obviously you don’t believe that. It would be beneficial to all if NBC showed a little more respect for Christians who believe the Bible.
I ask you to inform all NBC affiliates, in writing, (according to your testimony before a Congressional hearing last year) they are not required to air this program if they choose not to.
The modified version
Dear Chairman Wright:
I am delighted that NBC has decided to air “The Book of Daniel.” I know that AFA will keep me posted on which companies desire to underwrite this program, so that I can be sure to make use of their services.
We are told in Hebrews that “Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.” Obviously you don’t believe that you have to do whatever a particular reading of the Bible requires, and for that you are to be commended. It would be beneficial to all if NBC continued to show such respect for the intelligence of their audience, not least their mastery of the opposable thumb that lets us all decide what programs we wish to view.
I ask you to inform all NBC affiliates, in writing, (according to your testimony before a Congressional hearing last year) that they would be foolish not to air this program unless they think the AFA should dictate programming.
Notes:
*Allegedly
**Allegedly, and not something I’d see as a bad thing anyway, except for the ugly phrasing