Double Whammy

Something of a treat from CNN this morning; not one but two bad headlines – one of the normal overly-shortened type, the other just, well, crap.
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In other news: Pope remains dead.

I’m afraid I didn’t get a shot of the other headline, so you’ll have to take my word for it. Over a shot representing the wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Windsor (as I assume she is now known) was the banner ‘Breaking News’. Apparently CNN’s standard for breaking news is a wedding that has been planned for months, is based on a 35 year relationship, and is running according to plan. Perhaps they’d like to report the breaking news that I’m about to go out for a bit of a bike ride.