Not sure if this counts as a headline, but let’s go with it. Last week Fox cable news reported that the Pope was dead 26 hours before his actual death. Oops. But the part I liked was this follow up comment correcting their mistake:
The Pope is by all accounts now alive
Not *is alive*, but is *now* alive. As in didn’t used to be.
Quick bonus – a nice image from the Daily Show:
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