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Man cuts off penis in restaurant.

I bet he took the last After Eight as well. Some people have no class.

2 Comments

  1. Emma
    Posted April 24, 2007 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    I’m still trying to figure out why the drs bothered to re-attach it for him. He went to all that trouble, and one assumes discomfort, to make a statement that it seems somewhat cruel for the establishment to decide it has to be stitched back on. If I’d been on duty I’d have given him a mild painkiller, tetanus booster, phone number to call and sent him home.

  2. Paul
    Posted April 24, 2007 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    No crayola plaster?

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