This is truly a thing of beauty:
The US is preparing to designate Iran’s Revolutionary Guards force as a foreign terrorist unit, US media reports say.
If confirmed, this will be the first time official armed units of a sovereign state are included in the list of banned terrorist groups.
Now I’ve no idea if the Revolutionary Guard should be considered a terrorist unit; certainly they’re not ‘the good guys’, but I’m not sure if they qualify simply because I’m not sure what the definition of terrorist is (clue: there isn’t a definitive one). But let’s put that aside, and concentrate on the fact that they are ‘officially’ terrorists.
Iran gets a huge proportion of its income from oil (40-50% of the government budget). The Revolutionary Guard is funded by the Iranian government. That means that every time you buy gasoline you are directly funding terrorists*. When you choose a V8 instead of a V6, or an SUV instead of a regular car, you are explicitly saying that your need for more power than you could possibly need is more important than the life of an innocent civilian you’ve never met.
*I’m aware that in general you can’t specifically buy Iranian or non-Iranian oil, but the market price is set by total demand, so it doesn’t matter if you get your oil direct from a Texan well, you’re still helping terrorists.
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I’ve always thought this even before Iranian army was declared a terrorist group.
Years ago I wanted to put a bumper sticker on my car that says “We support terrorism every time we fill our gas tanks”.
Very true, I just love the stupidity of this official recognition. It is, so far as I know, illegal to fund a terrorist organization, so this makes us all criminals (well, in your country anyway).