Tag Archives: Funny

The Daily Mail, journalism at its slightest

For those of you lucky enough to have lived thus far without bumping into it, the UK has a ‘news’paper called The Daily Mail. I say ‘news’ rather than news because it has several facets, none of which are particularly concerned with news. Online it’s primarily interested in which reality TV tramp has slept with [...]

Memory test

From the BBC: “Reducing what you eat by nearly a third may improve memory, according to German researchers.” They half-starved these folks, then asked them what they had for tea last night. Turns out they could remember every last detail.

Best. Nativity. Ever.

Last night was my daughter’s school nativity play (she did great), which featured ukeleles, interpretive dance, a girl playing air recorder, and the theme from The Exorcist. Genius.

Best. RSS. Feed line. Ever.

“Sen. Robert Byrd, 91, announced that he will give up the chairmanship of the Senate Appropriations Committee to Sen. Daniel Inouye, 84. The torch has passed to a new generation.” Truthdig

Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

From The Onion: WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation’s broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally [...]