Yes, addressing the big issues of our time… our pet gerbils have had a falling out, with one biting the bum of another. The biter has been moved into a cardboard box while we figure out what to do. it’s very unlikely we can reintroduce him to the tank, even though they all seem to be pining for their lost family, because this is a fight to the death over who has the largest gerbil cojones. And I’m damned if I’m spending even more money on another tank to keep him in (the cardboard box isn’t going to last long). On the other hand Claire works for the RSPCA, so we can’t just let him go play in the garden.
So the best option seems to be assembling a divider for the tank so we can have them all in one place, but keep the savage beasts apart. More construction, oh joy.