Here’s a little something that causes me no end of irritation. Apparently Midsize sedans fail SUV side-impact test. These normal, perfectly usable, perfectly decent cars are “failures” because when some behemoth urban assault vehicle hits it the car gets a dent. Yes, there’s a failure here, but the failure is with the SUV. These are cars that almost nobody needs, that actually decrease road safety, and that suck gasoline like, well, insert your own crude imagery here. Yes the cars “fail”, in the same way that the nerdy kid’s nose “fails” when punched by the school bully.
I suppose I should make a practical suggestion here (or not, this is a blog after all). So count the number of buttocks in your household, divide by two, then go and buy something reasonable that holds that many people.