Got Carter

One of the little legends of American politics is the Tale of Carter’s Sweater, being an allegory for things that might be a good idea, but are too trivial for politicians to be seen to be dealing with. Well in the UK we now have the Legend of Brown’s Lunchbox.* The PM has decided to remind us not to throw out too much food, because it’s like throwing away money I guess. Just as with Carter he’s right, and just as with Carter if our leader is worried about the masses letting yoghurt go out of date then either he’s an imbecile or we’re all screwed. Or both, I guess.

*No, not that one.

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No You Are

Gordon Brown is planning to tell the Saudis that they need to spend some of their oil profits helping us not to need their oil so much. As stupid as that sounds, there’s a key line that makes it even worse:

The prime minister wants oil producers to invest some of their profits in long-term energy projects in Britain, such as wind farms and nuclear power.

We are an oil producing country, though not to the scale of Saudi Arabia of course, and we’ve shown only half-hearted interest in spending on renewables. I can’t imagine why the Saudis would want to do better for us than we have for ourselves.

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VP Pick

Some group I’ve never heard of is asking that the next Vice President be a ‘True Christian’, given that neither Presidential candidate counts, apparently. It brings up the old whine about marriage again, unsurprisingly:

The group isn’t suggesting names but is citing criteria for a perfect candidate, including that it be someone who is against abortion and for defining marriage as “a union between one man and one woman.” It plans to send the petition to the presidential candidates.

I don’t like that definition particularly, but part of my dislike is because it’s so wishy-washy. Historically marriage hasn’t been like that in many places and times, so what these loons are using isn’t historical precedent but their religious teaching. That’s fine, I guess, but if you’re going to commit to these things then you should commit:

It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:

But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
Matthew 5:31-32

So marriage is between one man and one woman for life. And don’t think that you can get away with adultery:

And the man that committeth adultery with another man’s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Leviticus 20:9-11*

Worryingly even not getting divorced doesn’t seem to be much protection there:

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Matthew 5:27-28

That’s a pretty tall standard to live up to there. Or to quote a less Biblical scholar, Tony Hancock, “Stone me!”

*Yes I know, Christ’s arrival allowed us to put away some of the excesses of Old Testament behaviour, so we can just revile adulterers rather than actually killing them.

Vice-President Clinton

Obama is having kinda-secret talks with Clinton about ‘bringing the party together’. There’s some speculation that she might be the VP. I’m hoping that this is just Obama being polite so as not to offend her supporters, because having her on the ticket is a potential disaster – Obama’s big thing is a change from the past, and as good as things were in some areas under the last Clinton, she’s too firmly anchored in people’s perceptions as being part of the bad old days.

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The Post American World

Oh noes! Look what book Obama is reading!. It’s The Post American World! Clearly Obama is swotting up on how to bring America’s dominance to an end, encourage the rise of Muslim holy war, and something about Manchuria.

On the other hand, the opening line of the book is “This is not a book about the decline of America, but rather about the rise of everyone else.” It explains what might happen in the future, based on the informed opinion of a respected foreign commentator. I know that thinking about the future and stuff is out of fashion, but I consider it a good sign that we might have an American president who understands that wishing doesn’t always make it so.

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