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I don’t remember this coming up in French class:

Saint-Nicolas has a partner, Le Père Fouettard, Father Spanker, whose job it is to decide whether children have been good or bad and ‘reward’ bad children with a spanking!

Lest you have any doubts about the value of the Internet, I give you the following site: List of Colors Used to Draw The Simpsons.

Not sure how, but the subject of Franglais (in this context meaning schoolboy French vocabulary fileld in with English grammar and any words you don’t know) just came up. Here’s a great example of the language, if a little too Canadian for the European version. A choice quote:

English: Six fifty for a Big Mac meal seems like a lot. Are these metric prices?

French: Tabarnak! En L’Etats-R-Us de Eh dans une Maison D’Ronald-Mc c’est selection repast Grande Homme I-really-will-put-that-in-my-mouth est prendez de moin less de seulement trois dollars verte-back krugerrands Washington. Est ce’que la smiles for free menu prix fixe calcule avec l’addition de GST impôt ream-you-good et multiplix ream-you-gooder de la system decime tres sensible mais utterly failed introduction en l’Etats-R-Us de Eh ten-is-too-large-a-number-for-most-americans-to-grasp?

I do not want to buy a new Rolex. As handy as it might be to time the extended performance you’ve provided with all the V1agra and Cia1is I’ve bought, the fact is that in my permanently priapic state I don’t need anything else restricting the blood supply to any other parts of my body.