London 2012

The 2012 Olympic Games organizers have released their new, £400,000* logo. It’s supposed to be youthful, energetic and engaging.

Ooh yeah, oh baby

It actually looks like Lisa Simpson ‘servicing’ a male friend. Truly awful.

*Yes, I know that covers more than just the logo, but go with the outrage, OK?

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Reasons not to join up

According to article 125 of the US’s Uniform Code of Military Justice, it is an offense to…

Hmm, lots of you (and by lots, I of course mean 2) read this at work. How shall I put this? If a man puts his cha-cha in a lady’s do-wa-diddy that’s fine (subject to consent, age, etc.). Putting your cha-cha (or someone else’s) (or an animal’s!) in any non-do-wa-diddy orifice of any other living being is an offense subject to court martial. Receiving said equipment into one of your own orifices is similarly an offense. No word on whether putting your cha-cha into your own non-do-wa-diddy orifice is OK, but frankly if you can you should probably be getting a medal, not a court martial.

Any questions? Good.

HT: Americablog

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