Ooh, I want one of these:

Headline from The Sun (an incredibly bad tabloid in the UK), describing the enormous incompetence of the terrorists who tried to attack on 21/7 (the follow-up to the ‘successful’ attacks of 7.7):

Moron Terror

Insert political joke here.

If I was a marketing guru I’d show you this link and then make some point about getting trapped within walls of perception. But I’m not, so check out the pic of a stoner stuck in a field! “So much corn! Can’t get away!”

We couldn’t do this with our gerbils – not only are they too big, but they’d be through that piece of popcorn in about 4 seconds.

We still only have 3 gerbils (I think, haven’t seen one of them yet this morning), and have named the fat one Pillsbury in the hopes that he is just fat.

(HT: Neatorama)

With a nice creepy ending: