No, not a prostate cancer test, but a Public Service Announcement. For those readers in the US and elsewhere who may have read this and been puzzled…well, go and read it first, I don’t want to spoil it.
Back? OK, that word is a reference to a lady’s front bottom. Funny, eh? For advanced naughtiness, now you should be able to work out why the seemingly innocent name Mary Hinge is very amusing to a baser kind of person, such as me.