Behold

I’ld like to introduce you to the best damn site on the internet – Go Fug Yourself. As if pictures of stars in laughable outfits wasn’t enough, as if incredibly well done bitchy sarcasm wasn’t the icing on the ridicule cake, they’re also brave enough to admit defeat, and to acknowledge that sometimes you have to put your coal-black heart to one side and bow down before greatnes:

Salma Hayek is hot, people. Super hot. And sometimes, God help us, the hot just wins.

True greatness comes not just from doing something well, but from knowing when to stop.

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Beards

The day after my entry on recumbent bikes I saw three ‘bents on my commute. Fully two thirds of the riders were blessed with ‘bent beards*, in one case of a particularly fulsome nature, and accompanied by a matching ‘bent belly. Given that the rider without the beard was female, I’d say that’s a pretty high hit rate.

*’Bent beard – tendency for recumbent cyclists to develop luxuriant, often gray, beards. Some speculate that the reduced wind resistance afforded by ‘bents causes less abrasion to the hair ends, allowing for a fuller, more splendid growth.

Visitors

Our dryer stopped working last night. Everything seemed OK, pressing the go button made the right whirring noise, but somehow the motor just didn’t seem to ‘catch’. I spent a little time turning the drum, trying to see if it was binding on something, when a scuttling noise from inside the machine told us what was wrong. As happened a couple of years ago, something of the family rodentia has fallen down the vent pipe (I guess the cover I installed to deal with this has fallen off).

So now the dilemma. Wait for it to die, and pick a festering chipmunk corpse out of the back, or set it free now and have it running round the basement? I’m currently contemplating leaving it to weaken for a day or two so that I can grab it and give it a fighting chance out in the wild. Assuming that in turning the drum I didn’t break its back or something. I lack the woodworking skills necessary to craft a small cart for its rear half if that has happened.

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Look over there

The army has dismissed one of only eleven 4-star generals on charges of adultery, after he was found to have had an affair with a civilian. Now that’s pretty unusual for any rank, and particularly for a general who is about to retire. I’m no great fan of the ‘nod and a wink’ culture typical to government beurocracies, but there are occasions when certain things are best dealt with by letting them slide, and it seems to me that this would be one such. But we can’t do that, because:

The Army has been hurt over the past year by detainee-abuse cases and has been accused of not going after top officers allegedly involved in such abuse. Army officials said relieving Byrnes was meant to show the public thatthe service takes issues of integrity seriously.

I’m searching for the appropriate response, I really am, but I’m just coming up empty. We didn’t go after them for torturing people, so instead we’ll find someone who has had a great career, but had sex with the wrong person.

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Commute

I was cycling in this morning (yes, another cycling story) listening to a podcast that was dicusssing fuel efficiency in cars. It got me thinking about the bikes I use. I have a crappy Schwinn that was my only bike for a few years here, and is now used for wet weather commuting and towing kids.

My main bike, by contrast, is a decent road bike, only a notch up from the lowest model, but still much better than a $99 Wal-Mart special. I have it in part because it’s nice to go fast, and perhaps just a little bit because it’s cool (especially now that I have a carbon fork and seat post; carbon fiber is a well-known aphrodisiac). But the main reason I bought it, and why I still enjoy it, is because it’s fuel efficient. I cycle for fun, but most of the time I’m cycling to get somewhere (work, home or rowing, primarily). While the act of cycling is fun, so is getting home as soon as I can, and that’s what my Giant lets me do.

And so to my current obsession, a recumbent trike (see here for a review). Part of my interest is my natural inclination to find something interesting and learn as much as I can about it (something that has come in surprisingly useful over the years). Part is down to it being a bit cool and interesting. Much of my interest is as a way to motivate my better half to get out more (“It’s like a comfy chair with an ultra-widescreen nature program showing”). But mainly, I think, it’s about travelling more efficiently, and more comfortably (which often amount to the same thing).

We’ll see if I can get over this obsession of course; my natural tightwadness is a pretty powerful force in the battle against frivolous expenditure (though Claire will hotly deny that I’m sure).

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